dutchster:

fat-amy-for-president:

albamentum:

drunktrophywife:

being a girl is really fucking expensive

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR YOUR DATES

hahahahhhAHAHAHAHhahahahahhahahah WHO IS PAYING FOR OUR TAMPONS, PADS, ULTRA SOUNDS, PAP SMEARS, OB/GYN VISITS, BRAS, CLOTHES, MAKE UP, HAIR PRODUCTS TO GO ON DATES WITH FUCKERS LIKE YOU?

[cricket sounds]

The point of the ALS Ice Bucket Challenge

the point of pouring a shit ton of ice water over yourself is because when one suffers from amyotrophic lateral sclerosis (ALS) one of the effects the disease has is a numbness throughout the body, as well as struggling to breathe, and both these are meant to temporarily happen when doused in freezing water. It’s to raise awareness of what ALS feels like and encourage donations towards research and cures.

gallifreyanconsultingdetective:

dianeraeb:

siriuus:

do action movies know they can have more than one female character

Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions. 

This one male must have a shower scene, be saved by the protagonist at least once, and fall in love with a lead female.

kalicross:

hedlunds:

pointy-earedbastard:


Chris Pratt visiting the Children’s Hospital Los Angeles

#HE DID THE THING

ALSO ALSO ONE OF THE KIDS RECOGNIZED HIS VOICE FROM THE LEGO MOVIE SO CHRIS SPENT EXTRA TIME WITH HIM PLAYING WITH LEGOS AND REENACTING SCENES FROM THE MOVIE

MY FAVOURITE PERSON ON THE PLANET

kalicross:

hedlunds:

pointy-earedbastard:

Chris Pratt visiting the Children’s Hospital Los Angeles

ALSO ALSO ONE OF THE KIDS RECOGNIZED HIS VOICE FROM THE LEGO MOVIE SO CHRIS SPENT EXTRA TIME WITH HIM PLAYING WITH LEGOS AND REENACTING SCENES FROM THE MOVIE

MY FAVOURITE PERSON ON THE PLANET

Chris Evans Ice Bucket Challenge (x)

fuckyespetercapaldi:

Peter’s first read through.

[x]

system-of-a-period:

I’m laughing so hard that my dad was coming and he stayed and laughed with me lmao

system-of-a-period:

I’m laughing so hard that my dad was coming and he stayed and laughed with me lmao

souliebird:

If you won’t sing “Living’ on a Prayer” or “Mr. Brightside” at the top of your lungs with me, I do not need you in my life.

zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa

zftw:

genderthief:

i gave my dog a tortilla chip ten minutes ago and she won’t fucking eat it she’s just staring at me with it in her mouth 

she’s waiting for the salsa